Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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