awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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