As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
