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(518): View more from New York

Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.

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(719): View more from Colorado

new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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(310): View more from California

It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...

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(702): View more from Nevada

we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.

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do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?

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(248): View more from Michigan

you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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(914): View more from New York

He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(

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(303): View more from Colorado

I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.

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(813): View more from Florida

Why is there bacon in the couch?

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