Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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