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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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