We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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