I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
