The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
