so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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