omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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