So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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