I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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