real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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