is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The Olympian is in my bed
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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