Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Actions speak louder than pants.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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