I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
NoShamevember. You game?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
