on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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