doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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