Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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