I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Im part way to drunk.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
