We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i out mim tonsoeep
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