I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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