PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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