She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Dignity is for republicans.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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