Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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