I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the day after is always just damage control
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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