I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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