glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
someone owes me an orgasm
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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