She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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