I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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