Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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