Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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