Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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