im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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