That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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