at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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