i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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