we have officially lost it.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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