spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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