ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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