One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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