just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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