hell yes lets make some ravioli
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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