Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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