Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Every concussion has its silver lining
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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