I hope mine doesn't look like that
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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