So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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