This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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