somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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