You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Every concussion has its silver lining
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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