Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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