I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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