So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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