New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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